Spring?

Dear Spring:

My boots are disintegrating from  road-salt, navigating icy sidewalks has become a perilous activity, and the smell of wet wool is killing my appetite.

Your prompt arrival would be much appreciated.

Please Hurry.

Yours Truly,

Erica

 

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2 thoughts on “Spring?

  1. Dear Classy Erica,

    If your boots are leather, you can clean salt off them with a 1-3 ratio vinegar/water mixture. It’s pretty effective.

    I have no insights for any other problems. Perhaps some sort of virgin sacrifice? Or a rain dance?

    Sincerely,
    Shannon

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