The following is a transcription of a conversation between a trick-or-treater wearing a long black cape and a pointy hat with stars and moons on it and me:
Small Child: Guess what I am.
Me: A wizard?
SC: No (said in a tone of – well, duh).
Me: ….Something from Harry Potter.
Me: I’m 0 for 2. You’re going to have to help me out.
SC: (exasperated) I’m a druid princess.
Me: Well, you know the differences are subtle.